Noted Blogger In Drydock

Minimally esteemed author of illinoisappellatelawyerblog.com has been placed on the bloggers’ disabled list. He has been on the shelf since mid-February when a momentary lapse in coordination caused his left typing appendage to fail.

Underwhelmed News Network was first to learn about the injury. Unable to feign a manly attitude, illinoisappellatelawerblog told UNN, “Damn, this hurts a lot.”

Advancing age has lengthened recuperation time, so entries are day-to-day. Illinoisappellatelawyerblog focuses on issues that are important to practitioners in the Illinois appellate courts. “You can’t get enough of this stuff, I know.” the blog said. “I plan to be back in the saddle right soon with regular entries.”